Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile.

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile.
You are so kind.
You are so sweet.
You are very funny. And most of all,
because you are not texting me any more.
That's why.

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The rain makes all things beautiful,
the grass and flowers too.
But if rain really makes all things beautiful,
why doesn't it rain on you?

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Whenever I hear people say something bad about you,
like when they say that you are not cute enough,
I would always come to your defense and
say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

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I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon,
never mind TV and stereo,
never mind the internet.
But if I could not recharge my cell phone
so I could keep texting,
that's another point.
I hate blackout.

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Pati: Tum hi meri kavita ho,
kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Aap hi mere Dinesh ho,
Rajesh ho, Suresh ho…

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Q: Aadmi shadi kyon karta hai?
A: Kyon ki jab marne
ke baad narak me jaye to
ajeeb sa na lage.