Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi
ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin,
sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an
item@ 12.75 n sell@..., it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss
in paise
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Once in a jungle all the animals were
eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe
was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi
pasand MANIKCHAND
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Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi
ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin,
sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
***************************************
***************************************
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an
item@ 12.75 n sell@..., it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss
in paise
***************************************
Once in a jungle all the animals were
eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe
was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi
pasand MANIKCHAND
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